The man laid his hat on the table
hung his coat up on the wall
Sat down to dinner said as soon as I am able
I'll say something nice to you all
Then he took a deck from his pocket
spread 'em so I saw 'em all
Then he turned his back to me shuffled 'em and drew me
the card that said I never would fall
Oh Mary Lou won't you tell me what to do
I got a dollar on the corner and a laser in my shoe
If I don't get an answer gonna split myself in two
He spun 'till a ton was glistening
turned to me and gave me a smile
He said I'm leaving now but I want what you owe me
I'll be back in a little while
That was the last time I saw him
Hope I never see him again
I know it sounds funny but I owe him some money
and I really don't want him for a friend
Oh Mary Lou won't you tell me what to do
I got a dollar on the corner and a laser in my shoe
If I don't get an answer gonna split myself in two
