I go down on ur bitch, she say to restart
She all on my dick, its up like Pixar
I don′t use condoms, I just run farKick it for 9 months, then your bitch got a scar
Yo bitch is so flat, I roll her like papers
She say she got twins, disappear like vapors
Dodge alimony, you can catch me later
She working 2 jobs, she the cook and the waiter
That bitch tried to talk, no hablo ingles
After she hit the bed, history was the rest
But just for one night, after dark I say next
So I threw that bitch out, next to 'last one′s latex
I know that I'm bad, I try to get better
But you got delusions, sayin' I′m the oppressor
One nine Fifteen, I don′t fuck with that scene
But if you did instead, you'd know why I talk mean
Gandhi out here on that tech support grind
So much brown boi drip you finna go blind
Got too many commas that shit blow your mind
97 in calc, to a hundo I′ll climb
Skystone with the gang, it's SBD
Got the college app clout, 501c3
Sponsorships on my ass; looking like bourgeoisie
Pull up on juice like its first degree
Now its Ivy League time so I hit up Cornell
I′m buying the dip going deep as the well
Get that Valley shit out; Folsom gon excel
I'm the new Bob Swan gonna roll up to Intel
Make one hundred racks no sweat on my brow
Roll up in the Benz and your girl say "wow wow"
Bahut sara bol ta hein to karke dikhao
Ya I speak Hindi too bitch I got a pet cow
Grades? Fuck ′em
Women? Don't touch 'em
Keep my girl at least one state away
Acting broke so I never got to pay
Youtube e′ry day
20 hours straigh
No need getting paid
′Nough good boy points to-
-Keep this life sustained
Got yo girl lookin at these Tendies on my plate
Boy she ain't coming back
Makin you wish you stayed in dad′s sack
And by the time she start leaving-
For me, I tell her 'waiting "′till marriage"
She's seething
I′m Wheezing
Bout to head out like
I'm crossing the Bering Strait
IRS found me out
Catch me bouncin out the United States.
Make it linger like a fire prot. pot when I talk hot
Taking pot shots at your mom's lot, got caught
Wait, that never happened
Soyboys never follow through with whatever they′re rappin′
Good and bad side, got them yin and Yangbucks
Give away bread, get some head from these ducks
Middle-class rich, got nothing to complain about
Except for the fact that I have an 83 in Calc
Got long hair, look like Anton Chigurh
Got no remorse when I pull the trigger
Hit the Chug Jug, no drugs or liquor
Dick long and black just like a NIG- just kidding!
But who 'm I really kidding?
Never get questioned, never express how I′m feelin'
Voice is like totalitarian authority
I′m a background character, even though no one's ignoring me
Gotta make it big cuz of Asian family
Give up on my dreams, go for mediocrity
Weeaboo gamin′ 'stead of extracurriculars
Loser Club lonely, we don't even got a group picture
Cuz university adversity is void for me
Gotta make greens dropping memes on a shitty beat
Killer Queen has already touched my GPA
But I gotta go the bed - it′s half past 8
LilBit yuh LilBit ooh
Lilbit gonna steal yo shoe
Sell them on eBay yea that′s a dub
Making hella racks call it money club
Shout out Obama cuz I know he really care
Shout out Osama cuz I know he wasn't there
People tryna fight till they see the chayo bear
Bush did 9-11, yuh I don′t even care (Whachu say)
The moon landing was faked yea that's a fact
Yea I ball hard you know I never slack (Slatt)
I don′t practice what I preach, I just preach what gets me paid
You know that calc grade yuh it finna get me laid
I just beat this beat put the award on the shelf
Jeffrey Epstein never even killed himself
Du isst viele Hamburger, und ich bin ein schlauberger
Na gut boomer
I got all that robux, don't catch me with no tix
Your e-girl with me so I call her my bitch
Thirteen thirty seven on some hackerman shit
I make a hundred bands and it aint counterfeit
16 hundos on that my SAT like a ching chong
Pop 2 addys call me lance fuckin armstrong
Math section ez but that reading did me wrong
My dad, ling long, told me no more, ping pong
You think that your hers and you think that shes yours
I got her scrunchie on my wrist and her ass on the floor
Back in the bedroom im liek "damn bitch she roars"
Half an hour later she comin back for some more
She come back she beggin but i tell her manana
Que te folla un pez dame mas marijuana
Thankful for roblox, got me countin these commas
Dont face me in minecraft ill give you some trauma
Lil Fire Hydrant
I′m a beta, bitch, compliant
I'm the joker start a riot
Face is red don't need to hide it
No need to hide your daughter
I′m a gamer not a father
If i wanted I′d a caught her
Think you cool? That's right I′m hotter
Gingers only get hate
Oh shoot its late
Coomer mode activate
Time to masturbate
Call me tyla i be fucking ur mom
6 feet tall and so is my dong
My dick is hairy and curves to the left
I just be staring at them freshman breasts
Dont call me a coomer i fucking hate porn
But when i was a freshie i really liked gore
Laughing at videos on live leak during lunch
Watching brazilian kids skulls get crunched
Stop calling me an alcoholic bitch im 2 months clean
Boy keep ur mouth shut or ima feed u dis peen
Everybody roasting me thinking i liked Ava back in the day
How the fuck u think that bruh im not gay
U is a monkey u really fucking wack
Bouta escort u to my nutshack
Call me Kalyca i be selling that crack
Getting into college cause my dick is black
You already know it's carson on the beat
Yea i′m white but you'll still feel the heat
I got mormon in my heritage
So no eye contact before marriage
Joined the overflow back in 9th grade
Gamers rise up we startin a crusade
Got noah to be our gamer king
Thats not the end of what were achieving
Im a cracker but still smarter than you
Rank 7 but im still looking good too
I got the knowledge, sticky like glue
Cryin bout ur grades go get a tissue
On the couch i be watchin Naruto
People hating but they smaller than pluto
Ninja headband on protectin from the thots
Oh shoot gotta get my tater-tots
I′ll be teaching calc till i drop, non stop
Half these kids finna flop this class, no stop
But thats how some people are made
Remember, its about the knowledge not about the grade
You have to learn how to differentiate
Or else there's no way you're gonna dominate
Whether it be MIT, Davis, or even FLC
Brown bear brown bear, what do you see? (What do you see?)
Getting all this cash, dont give me no lip
See me riding ′round in my foreign whip
4th period′s calc grades, thats a sunken ship
Highlights of calc, where most of 'em dip (Rip)
But molit don′t worry, I'm up here in BC
Fools get heated on calc, tell em to get an AC (Ice)
But I ain′t gotta struggle, I do this shit easy
I got challenge problems on their knees beggin for mercy
Gonna drop all these challenge problems on their heads
They be scared shitless, takin all their meds'
So scared they even be shittin in their beds
Donate all my money, no taxes, no feds
These kids be thinking i speak mumbo jumbo
If you understand, well that′s how you get the hundo
If you don't ask questions, then its finna suck
Next day, pop quiz, 1 hour, good luck
Foreign we be floorin
We be sippin, shiv be pourin
Drinking up, out our cups
Push the pedal we be soarin (Skrt)
Meme dream team
Pullin up, to the scene
Drippin till we die
Learn how to from versailles
Pull up to chayo, it was time to take a test (Yea)
I Got a C, I did better than the rest
Last time was a D, and before that was an F
This time copped a hundo chayo know that I'm the best (Fax)
Stack of big bands ya I got that good dough
You do anything for money you be sucking my toes
Can′t combo me on MC I put you on death row
When she giving me top she be like oh my ghosh
Physics everyday I be 20 minutes late
It′s triple N ya you know I don't masturbate
My shawty the best I keep calling her cate
Sorry she′s mine don't give me that hate
I always be talking how I ain′t got no time
Cuz I'm cooking up fire on all of my rhymes
Family problems Wright just wanna be my slime
Go down on my bitch it′s always dinnertime
Patty always ubers me give him a ten-star rate
We get to worlds fast like that Intel Skylake
CP with the gang nationals is my fate
Cuffed to the neck now she's in the estate
No muscle all nose, whip my dick like a hose
Dont care bout' shoe size just gimme them toes
Take out your whole squad without a reload
Then I bring your girl back to my humble abode
When i got no glasses, look like a t-rex
I′m a predatory man; i′m a demon of sex
It doesn't even matter that I don′t know how to walk
Your bitch do the same, when I give her that cock
I'm a gamer who don′t take no shit from no one
Rage quit in Minecraft but I don't resemble Noah
I be shooting creepers and I know that they get pwned ya
I beat you everyday, suck my 2.5 inch chode son
Oh I′m gay! So I guess I must be ezra
Eyes so small and head so big you might just think he'd float away
By the way, speaking of gay, did I mention FatePlays
Hate on my channel but you always comin back to Fate
I do not like math
I rather go do meth
But meth is a kind of drug
So instead I hit the chug jug
I also hate women
They belong in the kitchen
Go make me a sandwich
You stupid little bitch
