HEY, WESTERN UNION MANJerry ButlerOh western union manSend a telegram to my baby Send a telegram, send a telegram Who, send a telegram to my baby This is what I want you to do I want you to tell her that I'm all aloneI tried to call her on the phoneTell her I'm in misery And think she's avoiding me And if the telegram don't do Send a box of candy too And maybe some flowers Tell her that I missed her for hours and hoursSend a telegram, send a telegram Send a telegram manTo my baby you hear what I say Oh western union man send a telegram Send a telegram to my baby Oh western union man Hey send a telegram Send a telegram, send a telegram Oh send a telegram to my baby This is what I want you to do Listen, tell me have you got a boy you can sendThis is what I want him to doPut him on his bike right away See if he can get my message through Maybe tomorrow But mail it right away I want the girl to know that I miss herSomething like yesterday Send a telegram, send a telegram manTo my baby Do you hear what I say Oh western union man why don't you send a telegramOh send a telegram to my baby Western union man send a telegram Oh send it right on to my baby Hey western union manSend a telegram, send a telegram
