Proto Culture

Del The Funky Homosapien Featuring Khaos Uniq

Chorus: Let me tell you about the Proto Culture

If you don't know the culture, here's the whole structure

We've had enough of the lackluster-trust us

We get the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster

KU: Game related, raise it bit by bit

Yo D, link up the cable we'll go hit for hit

Phantasma plasma particle beam means I have ya

on the run-the rendered effects hot like magnas



Del: I play games by Capcom with a power glove strapped on O

n any platform, I don't spend my dough on Phat Farm

Video games, I got many to play

Before my life expires; fufill my desires



KU: Mastering your hardest boss

Shattering all stars across

Ain't hard to cross the finish line

Floatin' on Daytona

Wex, Gex or Kloana, we get ëem all at cost

RPG, Platform we transform like Macross



Del: Rival schools, Batsu

Purchase you ought to

It came with one free CD, it's like I bought two

I hope they make part II for Dreamcast

ëCause games I've seen in mags, you won't believe they have!



KU: Getting callouses turning over asteroids

Graviton bombs destroyed

Getting moms annoyed

Now I'm hacking Nightmare Creatures

Their features splattered across the screen

It gets more clean each year



Del: I remember my homie Ed Coats had the most

A Colecovision-every week I'd visit

Playing Donkey Kong Jr., Venture, Rock and Rope

Games I thought was dope

While my moms was watching soaps



KU: I'm on the next level

I got a double barrel shotgun in the Doomworld

Waiting on the next devil

Armor's low-check the arsenal

Rupture the main conductor playin Disruptor



Del: I remember Ninja Gaiden

Finished finally

With Ramone wouldn't answer the phone

This was before getting blown

I own the first Nintendo Power

With the maps of Zelda Help me conquer in an hour



Chorus: Let me tell you about the Proto