Heaven

Uncle Kracker

If heaven ain't a lot like Detroit

I don't wanna go

If heaven ain't a lot like Detroit

I'd just a soon stay home

If they ain't got no 8 mile

Like they do in the D

Just send me to hell or Salt Lake City

It would be about the same to me...

it would be about the same to me

Detroit city from Aretha to Aaliyah

to Bob Segar to

Joe Louis n' his arena an now on me

Paradime the mic of overachievers

Smokin' sewer cops bottom feeders

and parking meters

A bunch of bad dude in the mad brew and tattoos

So think twice before you pass through

Or get clapped through wack crews get hurt

We can take you for a ride or take you for your shirt

I did it in the Bronx, I did it in Queens

And you can see me do it, down in New Orleans

Fat backs n greens I'm a scene of amazement

You'll be picking all your teeth up off the fucking pavement

Is that Kracker with a C?

Naw Kracker with a K!

Kracker mother fucker all god damn day

You could take Gratiot south but that's a real rough route

You'll get found face down with your pockets hangin' out

If heaven ain't a lot like Detroit

I don't wanna go

If heaven ain't a lot like Detroit

I'd just a soon stay home

If they ain't got no 8 mile

Like they do in the D

Just send me to hell or Salt Lake City

It would be about the same to me...

it would be about the same to me

My name is Cowboy

My Name is Cowboy

I'm I'm I'm goin' Platinum

Back in the mother fuckin' saddle

Wanna battle Kid Rock bitch your up shit's creek

without a paddle

I'm no tattle cause I do not snitch

I lick clits n' drop cock n' twats that spit

I spit like hick's n' mix hits for Flom

And that's what you call droppin' bombs

Got a bullet head a dick with a 30 odd 6

And from a thousand yards I'll hit ya right in the lips....shit

Motherfuckers wamma talk about shinin'

Here's four fingers, kiss my fuck