No More Expletives

The Sexual Turnips

Fuck cock piss shit cunt whore bitch

Nobody should say these words 'cos they're so fucking shit

Arse dick crap balls clit wank cum

Nobody should say these words or you'll upset someone



Stop your fucking laughing I'm serious you turd

I swear you are a failure if you say fuck every word

Try and be articulate and learn to write good like me

Not every word you use must be transmitted sexually



Tentacle rape, testicle burst I know these words are fun

But Nobody should say these words or you'll upset someone

Pussy flap and pubeless cunt and I know you love the clit

But Nobody should say these words 'cos they're so fucking shit



Somebody must come along to be our moral saviour

There should be a law to control our vocal behaviour

Old people matter more than you, like those more middle class

And those who open up their mind less than they do their arse



If I see you swearing then I'll show you whats right

Gun toting violence is allowed but no swearing you shite

I'll kick the shit out of your arse but i'll do it gracefully

And you'll learn to act correctly when you are in front of me.



Fuck cock piss shit cunt whore bitch

Nobody should say these words 'cos they're so fucking shit

Arse dick crap balls clit wank cum

Nobody should say these words or you'll upset someone



Tentacle rape, testicle burst I know these words are fun

But Nobody should say these words or you'll upset someone

Pussy flap and pubeless cunt and I know you love the clit

But Nobody should say these words 'cos they're so fucking shit