Dean Martian

SNFU

I had a dream that I saw Dean

Yes, I saw Dino in my dream

He had the body of an alien

He was visiting planet Earth for the weekend



Dean Martin was a Martian

Approach with extreme caution



He was drinking a dry martini

He couldn't hear me. He couldn't see me

He was wearing a thong bikini

Picked up a pitch fork then killed Jerry