High School

Off By One

Did you hear that Mikey kissed a girl?

Could it be your girlfriend

Or some other stupid ho?

Did you hear that Timmy shaved his hair

How much do you bet Jane's not wearing underwear?

Her IQ is smaller that her skirt

She pretends she wants it

But she is just a flirt

Joey slept with Susan and now they're going out

Get ready cause

This is high school



Passing notes about what happened Saturday night

Is it possible that there could be a fight

Meet at the oak tree approximately 3 p.m.

I will beat your ass

Cause now you're in high school

Now you're in high school



Oh how we love these high school days

Don't want to leave wish we could stay

I'll really miss those cheerleaders

They are the highlight of my year

Did you hear about how Mr. Halls

Turns his back to the class

So he can scratch his balls

Susan's dumping Joey

She says he sucks in bed

But not as good as she does

This is high school