Bridge And Tunnel Authority

Less Than Jake

I remember every bridge I've ever jumped off blindly

And all of my boring stories keep reminding me



Cause in all honesty,

I used to be an authority on irony and remembering,

My broken dreams and everything that used to be around



And it's not so complicated

To explain why these feelings faded



Please pass some sanity,

Saint to be mediocrity,

And keep me out of my sobriety

14 and 23, bridge and tunnel authority

Will keep me out of my sobriety



I say we just celebrate (I say we just celebrate)

All of my past mistakes

And all my too little too lates



Cause in all honesty,

I used to be an authority on irony

And remembering my broken dreams and

Everything that used to be around



And did I forget to mention

That I've lost all my best intentions



Please pass some sanity,

Saint to be mediocrity,

And keep me out of my sobriety

14 and 23, bridge and tunnel authority

Will keep me out of my sobriety



And it's not so complicated

To explain why these feelings faded



Please pass some sanity,

Saint to be mediocrity,

Please pass some sanity,

You know it means so much to me

14 and 23, bridge and tunnel authority

Will keep me out of my sobriety

My sobriety