Hard Wit No Hoe

K.M.D.

Intro








[I wish I could go along with you but I do have a problem. I've got



my (Soul!) but I can't find my (Damn Hoe!)]




Verse 1








Poor X not only do I headsweat from headsets



Full time Era come at X from knockin' Z's correct



Next step's to count sheep



But too many sheep ain't jumpin' hurdles they sleep



Yeah they sleep I think I'll check a shorter story



Title: Bo's Hoe sound's boring perfect for these



sleepless nights, though I feel quite over-aged



Yeah, I know...turn the page




Verse 2



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[Ha-ha huh...let's begin!]




Book-marks the first page



And reads once upon an age in a far far land



lived three farmers, Tom, Sam and Bo of course



From behind Tom's black fence Tom peeps across



just to witness Sam's crop business



boomin' like the big guy's, but get this



Sam sold to uncles and cousins, poor Tom crams



He sold his to get a fence like Sam (yeah)



Page 2: Sam view's the sight -



What goes at Bo's over his picket white



Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin'



sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe



Bo sees Sam but's not frettin', more sweatin'



Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib, forgettin'



'bout his brand new hoe, Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky



The plot thickens, onto page 3...




Verse 3



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Top of the mornin', sun's up, skies are blue



Once nothin...then cock-a-doodle-doo



All three knew this tool more than well



Sure beats alarm bells, they induce head swells



Well, clock says Sam's off to tend to his crop



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