I Know Everything About Everything

Frenzal Rhomb

I know that we all have differences

I'm not bothered 'cause I've seen them all

I'm the best guy you're ever going to meet

I won't listen to your point of view



I know everything



I know every paradox in politics

I've been every place around the world

On every subject I'm a known authority

No need to argue 'cause it won't get through



I know it won't be long

Till all my closest friends have come and gone

Freedom, I don't know what it means

The right to hate is part of me it seems



I know everything from history

I don't need to watch the news

I find it easy with my vast intelligence

No one tells me anything new

I often wonder why no one talks to me

They must be threatened by my charm and grace

I know everything about everything

I'm especially witty when I'm off my face