Because I Got High, Cpn Version.

Afroman

(Hunh, it's like¡­ I don't care about nuthin' man. Roll another blunt. Yeah¡­. cuz.)


(cpn cpnx 2)


I was gonna clean my room until I got high.


I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high.


My room is still messed up, and I know why.


(Why man?)


'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I was gonna go to class before I got high.


(C'mon y'all, check it out.)


I could've cheated and I could've passed, but I got high.


I'm takin' it next semester and I know why.


[Why man?]


'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


[Go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one BUCCCCOC!]


I was gonna go to work, but then I got high.


I just got a new promotion, but I got high.


Now I'm sellin' dope, and I know why.


[Why man?]


'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I was gonna go to court before I got high.


I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high.


[No you wasn't.]


They took my whole paycheck and I know why.


[Why man?]


'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high.


[I'm serious man.]


I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high.


Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why.


[Why man?]


'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I was gonna pay my car note until I got high.


[Say what, say what?]


I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high.


Now the tow truck's pullin' away and I know why.


[Why man?]


'Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.


I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high.


I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high.


Now I'm jackin' off and I know why.


[Turn that shit off.]


Cuz I got high (Do that over.) Because I got high, because I got high.


(Go, go, go, go,¡­)


I messed up my entire life because I got high.


I lost my kids and wife because I got high.