Baps is waiting at his bricked-up bar, down in his crappy old shed
Look′n pretty dusty cos its 9am and he hasn't even been to bed
Bolo rocks up in his 4WD, packed to the hilt with beer
He′s been wait'n 12 months for this trip to come around
And the bastards finally here
We call up Spitta and Spitta's all set, with his boat all ready to gooo
I say what about Choco "Choco couldn′t wait" he′s already hit the damb road
Boys runn'n a muck up the river
Hav′n a drink up the river
Catch'n some stink up the river
Hang′n some shit up the river
We rock-on up to our usual spot and prey that no bastard is there
I roll out me swag, crack a beer, and sit right back in my chair
Some of the boys are already fish'n, and some of us don′t even care
We're just happy, sitt'n and drink′n, real glad just to be there
Along comes Vin, no shirt on, with his best mate Saville in tow
They′re very funny blokes but they're ugly as shit
And they both look proportionally slow
Boys runn′n a muck up the river
Hav'n a drink up the river
Catch′n some stink up the river
Hang'n some shit up the river
Boys runn′n a muck up the river
Hav'n a drink up the river
Catch'n some stink up the river
Hang′n some shit up the river
A goanna walks in, owning our camp, acting like he′ll steal our fun
Vin grabs a sausage "I'll tame this thing" "I′ll show you boys how it's done"
"I used to grab these suckers by the tail", he distinctively said
All us boys we looked at each other "what′s go'n on in that head?"
He walks right up, bends right over, proceeds to feed that thing
That goanna span round, reared right up, and chased right after him
Old Vin runs backwards, beer in hand, and turned to pick-up some speed
There was a roar from the boys when he SMACKED right into that tree
Boys runn′n a muck up the river
Hav'n a drink up the river
Catch'n some stink up the river
Hang′n some shit up the river
10 Blokes down, rolling around, and pissing themselves in tears
Maxi-boy got it all on camera so us boys, now have it for years
Boys runn′n a muck up the river
Hav'n a drink up the river
Catch′n some stink up the river
Hang'n some shit up the river
Boys runn′n a muck up the river
Hav'n a drink up the river
Catch′n some stink up the river
Hang'n some shit up the river
