Lucky Me

Girl Bachelor

" I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up


To blame me for his life


I get bunches of roses from another guy


And hate mail from his wife


I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name


Likes making love watchin' t.v


And some guy calls in the middle of the night


Just so I can hear him breathe "





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" Lucky me


Lucky - Lucky me


I have everything in the whole wide world


A girl could ever need


Lucky me (Lucky - Lucky little old me) "





" I've got a great car - It's a red convertible


Made by Matel


Got a nice house in the suburbs


With 'Hells Angel's' as neighbours aswell


I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college


If i want to study dentistry


And my folks just want me married


And popping out the grandkids


To keep them company "





"CHORUS "





" I think I wanna join the chrishnas


Give up all my wordly goods


And cut off all my hair


Theres nothing that I have right now


That brings me any joy


When I'm shopping at the mall


Can't find it anywhere "





" Well I got my Tamagotchi


And I got my wristwatch wound


I have so many friends on the internet


I could never be alone


I got just enough cash to pay alot of tax


Not enough to quit my job


Got a fools gold ring - a credit card debt


Psychiatrist for my dog "





"CHORUS "