Phone ringing (will somebody answer the fucking phone? Good Lord!)
Hello? (Hey Justin.) My name isn't Justin. (Hey its Aaron) that's great. (I-I can't come out tonight.) What? (i'm going to see this girl) But I thought we were going to have an orgy? (no, no her name is candy.)I don't care what her name is (I got to go see ya) Oh hell No!
I know a girl who's tough but sweet (more like sour!)
She's so fine, she can't be beat (ill fucking beat her)
She's got everything that I desire (Yea well she's missing a few inches)
Sets the summer sun on fire (ill light her on fire)
I want candy (ew)
I want candy (I didn't know you liked taco)
I want candy (are you sure its not Randy?)
I want candy (ill kill that bitch)
Go to see her when the sun goes down (you always told me you were going to the bathroom)
Ain't no finer girl in town (cuz she's a slut)
You're my girl, what the doctor ordered(I didn't know you could have a skank prescription)
So sweet, you make my mouth water (cuz my cock was in your mouth last night)
I want candy (yea a candy penis)
I want candy (your gonna smell like fish)
I want candy (bitch, your not willy wonka)
I want candy (she's just a loose pussied hoe)
Hey(What) Hey (What) Hey (Why do you keep saying hey?) Hey (stop it) Hey (What is this hey?) Hey (Stop it) Hey (I will kill you shut up)
Candy on the beach, there's nothing better (Oh, gag me with a spoon)
But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater(Well isn't that kinky)
Some day soon I'll make you mine(Your cock-eyed I don't want you)
Then I'll have candy all the time(youll have the smell of fish all the time)
I want candy (its not even Halloween)
I want candy (She's not even a real girl)
I want candy(Great lets go to Wall mart and get some)
I want candy (oh god we get the point)
Candy in the morning time,(ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine.(ew)
Candy baby can't you see,(no)
All I want is your candy!(gross)
Candy in the morning time,(ew)
Candy in the hot sunshine.(ew)
Candy baby can't you see,(no)
All I want is your candy!
Hey, (oh not again) Hey,(shut up) Hey
All I want is your candy
Hey,(shut up) Hey (I will kill you I will kill you with my eye liner!)
Hey Hey
All I want is your candy!(and ill kill that bitch too)
