My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
Dear Santa,
I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
Christmas is just around the corner and snow is fallin'
I sent two letters back in Autumn I guess you haven't gott'em yet
unless you did and you just haven't replied you fat lazy git
Whatzzup man, you been out again playin' golf?
Anywayz, what's happenin', say hi to my mate Rudolph
I think he's a crazy reindeer as it goes
with them silly dumb-ass antlers, man, and that crazy red nose
Anyway forget about that, man here's my present list
I hope I get what I want or else I'll be well (pissed)
I want one of them scooters to ride around on
a Kylie Minogue calendar and a goddamn Pokemon
Hey, what about those toys from TV's Robot Wars
that ain't difficult, you get 'em in all department stores
Anyways, I gotta go now Santa, gotta go down the gym
to stay trim, write back soon, this is Slim
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad
it's not so bad
Dear Santa, you still ain't called or wrote
what's going on? I've been thinkin' that I've done somethin' wrong
I wrote you already man, in fact I wrote you twice
This year I ain't been naughty, man I been real nice
