Verse 1
The militant bunkers where
I imagine I'm in my lover's bed
We swam naked – we frolicked young and free
Glistening wet like a froggies leg on a paraplegic's knee
I gazed into his eyes, what do I see
Jaundice, a disease menagerie
But though he's got – a figure of an aging sloth
His love – pump can deliver a malicious wrath
Chorus 1
David Hasselhoff – dressed mean, with boots to tease
Bend over, please now punish me
David Hasselhoff – tuck me in bed tonight
Appease me with your leathery face
Verse 2
Conscripted to fort Dik
Showering with men from 3 to 6
We sung about – leotards, fairies and naked gladiators
I dreamt I was Peter Pan in a frock telling Captain Hook to suck my cock
It looks like I see your prong
I thought you were a – naïve bastard in a stupid talking car
But then I saw you in a “Baywatch” and thought you were the sexiest man by far
Verse 3
Done run away, I beg of thee
Ill show you Athens – style sodomy
We played – grecko marines with our sted – fast dicks
We clubbed our pricks like homeless kids and lathered our self with garlic bread
My heart and bowel belongs to you
No one roots like you – they cum too soon
Oh how – soldiers love being gay
Unlike prison we don't need soap to play
Chorus 2
David Hasselhoff – my syphilis caused you internal rot
Your old and crusty, you cant even please
Fly back to Germany, how 'Bout writing a pop song or two
Hey Davey boy, here's a message for you –
Outro
FUCK – OFF – YOU – CUNT!!
