(Man, it′s been like two years and two days)
How did we even get here?
(Either that, or it's only been a few minutes)(And I just can′t tell)
Countless days, ironically
That's how long it's been, at least to me, but
Two plus two, that makes the two of us
My time′s limited, as I′ve become delimited
But I hope that I'll remember (remember)
My time with my calculator
So that I′ll have some sort of reference
When it comes to my obsessions (that said)
Two plus two (two), that makes the two of us
Everything's two, so you could call it a Twosday
And every day, I′m reminded to say that
This is the day that's gonna throw me away
I′m thrown like a bone, throw me a bone
(Oh, I remember that)
Throw me a bone, tell me, do they remember me?
(Oh, that's no problem, 'cause)
I forgot, yes, I forgot
The day today, the day today (it′s a Tuesday)
Of course, it′s a Tuesday
It's like they always planned it (you don′t have much time, time)
Existential crisis (time)
What comes after all of this? (Time, time)
I've gone mad, I′m insane
Cooped up here, counting my days (this man has gone insane)
Two plus two, that makes the two of us
Everything's two, so you could call it a Twosday
And every day, I′m just achin' to say that
This is the day that's gonna throw me away
I can′t believe how long I′ve been stuck in here (safety protocol)
(Oh no) I hate this place
The numbers (this man has gone insane)
Who's gonna count them?
I don′t know about you, but I'm feeling 2022
The numbers, they′re amounting
So why even bother counting?
Two, 20 (17), numbers
Two, 20 (counting is so fun, to ten) so many
(Count) and if you tell them otherwise
You might just end up dead
So you could call it a Twosday, or
Not bother at all (bother, Tuesday)
Not bother at all
Oh no
