I'm So Wasted

Adam Sandler featuring Rob Schneider

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass]



[Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?"

[M2:] "I'm so wasted, man."

[Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"

[M2:] "Thanks man."

[Joe:] "It's good party, huh?"

[M2:] "Oh, it's great man."

[Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?"

[M2:] "Oh, killer man."

[Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure."

[M2:] "I've never been higher."

[Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out."

[M2:] "Acid's great man."

[Joe:] "It's the best."

[M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high."

[Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now."

[M2:] "This is the best acid, man."

[Joe:] "What are you seein, man?"

[M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man."

[Joe:] "Whoa"

[M2:] "It's got a vein in it."

[Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?"

[M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man."

[Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!"

[M2:] "Look at my hand, man."

[Joe:] "Yeah?"

[M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving."

[Joe:] "It's not?"

[M2:] "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving."

[Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is."

[M2:] "I'm so high."

[Joe:] "Yeah, you must be flipping out."

[M2:] "I'm flipping out off it."

[Joe:] "Hallucinations, man."

[M2:] "Acid..right."

[Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya."

[M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man."

[Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff."

[M2:] "RIght."

[Joe:] "Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?"

[M2:] "What man?"

[Joe:] "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid.

That was just a