Roll Call

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Teacher: Adams

Student 1: Here

Teacher: Adamly

Student 2: Here

Teacher: Adamousky

Teacher: Adamson

Student 3: Here

Teacher: Adler

Student 4: Here

Teacher: Anderson...Anderson

Student 5: Here!

Teacher: Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...Bueller...

Girl Student: Umm, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy, who knows this kid, who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavours last night.

I guess it's pretty serious.

Teacher: Thank you Simone

Girl Student: No problem whatsoever

Teacher: Fry...Fry...Fry...